Willow Palin knocked up and engaged to a turd. Update.

Posted on January 18, 2012

Wait until you hear the details of this one.

I’ll let this simmer a couple of days and let the Palins put out a big fat lie of denials put out a press release then we’ll lay the truth on you. See you in a few days.

Update: This will be a little longer than planned, but it’ll be worth the wait.

Where’s Piper’s endorsement dammit!

Posted on January 10, 2012

A dumber-than-a-rat’s-ass Todd Pain has endorsed Fig Newton so of course the teabagger ass-kissing network CNN is all over it.

So I gotta ask – Is Piper Palin’s endorsement next? And you going to be there live for us CNN?

One year ago today Sarah Palin was an accomplice to 6 murders

Posted on January 08, 2012

Palin's Accomplice Loughner

One year ago today got an assist (to coin one of her basketball terms) in the murder of 6 people and the shooting of 14 others.

“The rhetoric and firing people up… we’re on Sarah Palin’s targeted list. But the thing is that the way that she has it depicted has the crosshairs of a gunsight over our district. And when people do that, they’ve got to realize there’s consequences to that action.”

Great job Sarah, mission accomplished. Now go fuck yourself!

Gingrich – Palin 2012 OMFG YES!!!!

Posted on December 30, 2011

From HuffPo :

“I am a great admirer of hers, and she was a remarkable reform governor of Alaska. She’s somebody who I think brings a great deal to the possibility of helping in government and that would be one of the possibilities. There are also some very important cabinet positions that she could fill very, very well. I can’t imagine anybody that would do a better job of driving us to an energy solution than Gov. Palin, for example. Tell her that she would certainly be on the list of one of the people we would consider.”

Of course Fig Newt would never get anywhere close to getting elected but it sure would mean the biggest landslide ever in a presidential election. For Obama of course.