Kill Sarah Palin! – tweets an actor

Posted on October 25, 2011

At least he didn’t put a target on their head. What kind of sick piece of crap would do that? Oh yeah, Sarah Palin.

From HollywoodReporter.com:

The actor-comedian tweeted over the weekend: “Libyan Rebels kill Gaddafi, if American liberals want respect they better stop listening to Aretha & kill Sarah Palin.”

Orlando Jones must not have gotten the memo about maintaining a civil tone with political rhetoric. You know, the one issued when Sarah Palin said words like “reload” and “target” while campaigning for congressional candidates a year ago.

Man with giant testicles needs $1million operation – WTF? (video)

Posted on October 19, 2011

How could I pass this story up? You have to see the video below!!!

From The Sun:

The 47-year-old has suffered in silence with the enormous growth on his scrotum but is now pleading for help so he can get life-changing surgery.

His testicles have grown so large that he cannot wear jeans or trousers anymore and lives on a diet of antibiotics and medications.

Instead Wesley, from Las Vegas, US, has to wear a hoodie – placing his legs in the arms and using the hood to support the growth.

Wesley said: “It’s not easy to get around, it makes me stay in most of the time.”

Subway artists kick robber’s ass in Anchorage

Posted on October 04, 2011

From KTUU:

Two Subway “sandwich artists” kicked a would-be robber’s ass this morning in Anchorage. The two American heroes collared the rat bastard AFTER he told the girl at the counter he had a gun. Note: AFTER he said he had a gun.

The suspect, Alvin L. Archa, Jr., 48, walked into the sandwich shop shortly before 10 a.m. Tuesday morning and allegedly demanded money from the sandwich artists at the counter, telling them he had a gun.

From ADN:

We don’t always encourage people to do that, but we try to encourage people only to act and react as the circumstances surrounding the robbery require,” Parker said.

Fuck that! Kick his ass then stab him with one of those 3-inch Subway knives!

I think a couple of keys to the city should go to these two employees. Or at least a dime an hour raise!!!

Bear attack victim – “I know what it’s like to be a salmon now”

Posted on October 04, 2011

From the Seattle Times:

A Pennsylvania man attacked by a bear inside his home when the animal followed his dog inside has a newfound appreciation for the power of nature after he needed 70 staples and stitches to close the gaping wound on the back of his head.

“I know what it’s like to be a salmon now,” Richard Moyer told WHTM-TV.

His head and arms heavily bandaged, Richard Moyer said the bear ran inside his Perry County home as he let the dog in early Monday morning. Moyer and his wife, Angela, were hospitalized for bite and scratch marks but released in the afternoon.

The bear jumped on him and attacked his wife when she tried to intervene, Moyer said. Angela Moyer was knocked to the ground and dragged on to the home’s patio, prompting her husband to jump back into the fray, he said.

“That’s when the bear tried to make a meal out of me, and started tearing my head apart,” Moyer told WHP-TV.

That sounds like a real man, defending his wife AFTER he just got mauled. For his wife’s sake, it’s a good thing he’s not a purse-carrier like Toad Palin.