Alaska WTF

Did I forget to mention that it is nearly 1,000 miles from Anchorage in the middle of nowhere? Oh, sorry.

As you can see by the alleged AK Observatory picture above of Mars the lava dome, it looks smaller than Levi Johnston’s brain so I’m pretty sure we’ll all be just fine.

Click on my headline to see the x-rated volcano picture move rather porny excitedly. Read more here for the scariest story of your Wednesday morning.