Willow Palin knocked up and engaged to a turd. Update.
Posted on January 1, 2012
Wait until you hear the details of this one.
I’ll let this simmer a couple of days and let the Palins put out a big fat lie of denials put out a press release then we’ll lay the truth on you. See you in a few days.
Update: This will be a little longer than planned, but it’ll be worth the wait.
Categories: Fucking Retards, Palin Crap, Sluts, Willow Rice
Willow looks great in that photograph. Too bad she was never taught that boys get bored real quick with divas. Boys avoid them, in fact, and the only way a diva can keep a boy from avoiding her is to fuck him.
Btw, who is the old person with the saggy ass standing next to Willow?
22.01.2012 08:23
Someone wrote at IM that the engagement is off now. So perhaps there will be no press release. The question is what did they give her (bribe her with) to do this. And the baby? Was the baby already born months ago as some suggest? Hope you will spill what you know soon.
22.01.2012 07:56
The Palin’s are scum. I wish they’d move from Alaska.
21.01.2012 18:38
Sorry, Alaska, I feel bad for you, but nobody else wants them.
22.01.2012 07:49
I am willing to wait…Sarah thinks she’s riding high now, thinks she made Newt win SC, is feeling pretty smart, going on the TV a lot to say her cliches and 57 states jokes (never gets old!). Let her get “rill cumfterble” and let her have it.
Though I doubt she’ll deny it or comment on it at all, certainly not before you spill the beans.
21.01.2012 18:14
Will Sarah keep quite about this grandchild like she has Track’s daughter? How’s that whole abstinence wait until marriage thing working out for your family Sarah. What did they expect the kids to learn from them, she was pg before marriage and Todd and her have an open arraignment marriage. Family values, do as I say not as I do. Piper will follow in a few years, it’s all she has seen her whole life in their family. Palin has a loving family alright, just not with each other.
21.01.2012 10:45
It’s been two days, Dirk, you big tease. Spill, spill it right now!!!
21.01.2012 07:20
Read what I wrote.
21.01.2012 07:41
Does it depend on that press release? I mean, if they _don’t_ do a press release, you’re not going to reveal your secrets? Does it require their cooperation?
Errrkk, you and Gryphen…
21.01.2012 13:37
You’re waiting for the Alaska Disgraces to release a statement to the press?
21.01.2012 15:54
If you are waiting for a press release, I wish you’d reconsider.
22.01.2012 07:51
This time next year Willow will be the new Candie’s spokesperson and her kid will have a round the clock sitter. If we criticize that, well, you know – it’s because we are jealous.
20.01.2012 08:26
Every time I look at that picture of Willow, I have to wonder who she takes after in the Palin/Heath clans. She doesn’t really look like any of them.
20.01.2012 07:53
She looks juust liikke John Hernandez, KTUU Sports Director when Sarah interned there. He was a bit of a playah, also, too.
http://www.plaxo.com/directory/profile/21475364769/901ac4e7/John/Hernandez
http://www.linkedin.com/in/johnhernandez
http://us4palin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Willow-001.jpg
20.01.2012 13:19
You just know Todd is unsure if any of his kids are really his biological offspring.
20.01.2012 16:35
Now the twitter account for WillowUSA is “private”-a good indication that it’s the real thing. There is no way that the Palins will put out a press release or acknowledge the “engagement” or the birth, just as they never made a public statement after Britta and Track’s “very premature” baby was born following the shotgun wedding performed by her dad the preacher.
20.01.2012 05:25
Time to spill your guts, Dirk, time to spill.
20.01.2012 04:18
Naw, can’t be true. Because if it was true, it would screw things up for Sarah – for real, this time – VP selection for Newt Gingrich or Cabinet position. It’s one thing to get Mommy of The Year award by the Christian community for trotting your pregnant teenager out on stage. Because God knows they all have pregnant teens too, so they completely associated with her. But a second one means something entirely different. They are not tolerating that!
On second thought, maybe they will. They can find a way to justify damn near anything.
Anyway – if it was true, Sarah would have Willow get an abortion. And then it really would be a secret and nobody would know. Hence, it can’t be true.
19.01.2012 16:39
Did Track and Britta ever even get married? Wasn’t there supposed to be a big wedding at a ski resort somewhere in December?
19.01.2012 13:55
How long do we have to wait? And did you really post this on the first or yesterday? Can’t wait to hear the details. She’s only 17!
19.01.2012 11:46
So, just some typical Paylin family values?? Lol the entire family is such trash!
19.01.2012 10:37
Todd and Sarah are openly supporting Newt.
Is Newt the daddy?
19.01.2012 09:39
If this is true…this just so DAMN sad! I had hopes that Willow was the one who would escape from the “compound” and do the tell-all book! SIGH…my dream is shattered now.
19.01.2012 09:27
I still think that Willow is the one who will spill it all. She has the attitude that comes across that says in a few years from now, she’s going to want the same financial benefits that her sister reaped simply because she got knocked up. Willow getting pregnant will simply serve to make Sarah look even more stupid than usual although I didn’t think it was possible.
19.01.2012 13:53
Sarah Palin believes she has set a new standard for family values. Her mother gets pregnant and has to get married. Then Sarah gets pregnant and has a shot gun wedding. Then Bristol gets pregnant but Levi doesn’t want to marry her. Then Track’s girlfriend, father of a minister, gets pregnant and has to get married. Then Willow gets pregnant and is unmarried–but why get married if you can get millions for being the spokesman for Candies. The Republican Party is establishing the new standards for family values. Next up: Diva Sarah will show us all why home schooling is so much better than having to follow the rules of public school.
19.01.2012 09:24
daughter of a minister–not father…..oops!
19.01.2012 09:26
SP announced Track & Britta were married. She LIES for a living. There was no wedding, no license, no baby born to Britta. There is a baby however – and you say Willow is pregnant again???? So soon?
19.01.2012 15:40
Britta wasn’t pregnant? She faked it? Proof please.
19.01.2012 19:54
can you prove a baby was born to Britta??? or Bristol??? or Willow???? ROFL.
20.01.2012 07:32
there’s a reward for anyone to prove little Trigger was born to Sarah….can you prove she did?
20.01.2012 07:34
Well we see Bristol’s abstinence talk didn’t help Willow. Carrying on the family traditions.
19.01.2012 07:55
lol It’s not one of the Millers is it?
19.01.2012 01:43
They are arresting other parents in Alaska who did not send their kids to school, but the Palin’s are special.
18.01.2012 18:39
Is she going to name the baby Shailey?
18.01.2012 18:35
Good one………….made me spit coffee all over my computer screen!
19.01.2012 03:09
Of course the guy’s a turd.
Great parenting Todd and Sarah!
18.01.2012 17:41
Let this simmer just like the Gopher Choker scandal?
Some people know what has been going on.
Deleting the information now just proves their stupidity..
Lacey Act.
18.01.2012 17:18
Well color me surprised, NOT!
Palin’s Hoax, yes, rumors for years (collaborated by locker room talk at the Ak Club) says that Sarah did have her tubes tied, but until we see her health records, we will never know for sure. I hope you won’t be holding your breathe for their release.
18.01.2012 17:07
Thanks, hedgewytch.
18.01.2012 17:57
The most difficult thing in the known universe is for a Palin to keep their legs together.
18.01.2012 16:09
Ben that would be a good platform for a Palin to run on. I promise to keep my legs closed.
19.01.2012 13:06
What a great set of parents! Don’t you just know that the Palins are the inside/secret joke of the republican party.
Hey Todd, KARMA is a bitch , ya freakin bitch boi.
18.01.2012 16:04
I’m glad you posted this. lol
18.01.2012 15:54
Oh, you are a mean bastard making us wait.
18.01.2012 15:53
I hope it isn’t Glen Rice’s.
18.01.2012 15:47
Who is Glen Rice?
19.01.2012 13:07
Back in the day when Sarah was a young sports broadcaster on TV, she was assigned to interview a basketball player. Palin crossed the line of journalism standards and ethics. She “boinked” this basketball player in her sister’s college dorm. The basketball player was Glen Rice.
20.01.2012 09:54
Oh thanks I forgot about him. I read that I just forgot the name.
21.01.2012 14:22
search for “Palin on Rice”.
Or “Mcginniss’d” and “Rice”
20.01.2012 18:11
Let’s try this again. Do you know anything about Ol’ $carah supposedly having her tubes tied and singed after Piper was born? So how is it then possible that Ol’ $carah gave birth to Trig ?
18.01.2012 15:35
Say, while you keep us waiting on the Willow story, do you know anything about Ol’ $carah supposedly having her tubes tied and singled after Piper was born? So how is it then possible that Ol’ $carah gave birth to Trig ?
18.01.2012 15:32
Evidently Palin supposedly was in a driving pool. When she had this procedure done. The laughing joke was weeks and weeks after she would call one of the ladies that shared the car pool duty and ask them to pick up the kids today because you know she still was sore. She was evidently milking it for everything she could get. I think I read it on IM or palingates (can’t remember which one). But it did sound pausible.
19.01.2012 13:10
Thanks for this information, AFM.
20.01.2012 09:54
search for “two bull,” which was how some source said Palin pronounced it.-
20.01.2012 18:04
Your welcome. I think I might have read it in McGinniss’ book. If you haven’t read it I suggest you get it.
21.01.2012 14:25